I was at a wife swapping evening in Hull last year with keanu, I can confirm he has length but no girth at all.
He has to go in at an angle.
Señor Moon
1 year ago
All this very sexy talk of Keanu Reeves and botty-tongueing has made me wonder about the game ‘Elden Ring’
George, have you heard about the secret area deep within the game where there’s a minigame: you take a turn as John Wick and you’ve got to lick the elden rings of five old ladies who are bent over a picnic table with their sagging bum cheeks pulled wide open. Poor Keanu has to rim them in this order:
1: Olive from On the Buses
2: Helen Daniels from Neighbours
3: Mrs Mangel from Neighbours
4: Miss Marple
5: Dot Cotton
If the challenge is complete, the player receives a brown star.
You had me at “analingus”.
I was at a wife swapping evening in Hull last year with keanu, I can confirm he has length but no girth at all.
He has to go in at an angle.
All this very sexy talk of Keanu Reeves and botty-tongueing has made me wonder about the game ‘Elden Ring’
George, have you heard about the secret area deep within the game where there’s a minigame: you take a turn as John Wick and you’ve got to lick the elden rings of five old ladies who are bent over a picnic table with their sagging bum cheeks pulled wide open. Poor Keanu has to rim them in this order:
1: Olive from On the Buses
2: Helen Daniels from Neighbours
3: Mrs Mangel from Neighbours
4: Miss Marple
5: Dot Cotton
If the challenge is complete, the player receives a brown star.