Competition – “Richard’s in BITS”


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Danger Otter
Danger Otter
2 years ago

I might have a proper go but here’s some 6am stream of consciousness…bloody hell shes a creature.

Stu
Stu
2 years ago

Here you go George, great idea mate. He’s truly in absolute BITS…!!

Stu
Stu
2 years ago
Reply to  George

Nope it’s just the options screen music from Shadow Dancer! Loving everyone’s other contributions mate, good laugh. 🙂

Jambon
Jambon
2 years ago
Reply to  Stu

That one’s great! And an appropriate 90s style for the Fresh Prince of Bellends

Stu
Stu
2 years ago
Reply to  George

Shit I’m really sorry to hear that mate, sending best wishes and hope they can sort that for you asap 🙁

Geezer
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Stu

This is brilliant!

Stu
Stu
2 years ago
Reply to  Geezer

Thanks mate all good fun, unfortunately had to go to a fucking VD Dom video to get the sound clip of her but was enjoyable to make apart from that!

Señor Moon
Señor Moon
2 years ago
Señor Moon
Señor Moon
2 years ago
Reply to  George
Jambon
Jambon
2 years ago

Bit of a cheat sorry. No real sprogs were harmed in the production of this rubbish sound clip.

Codetapper
2 years ago
Reply to  Jambon

Fantastic!

Simon Butler
2 years ago

Richard’s in bits.
Richard’s in bits.
While the simps of the internet look at the tits
Of the frumpiest, dumpiest shittest of shits
Lady Dickhead in one of her tarty outfits
With the neckline as plunging as YouTube permits
And the silly old trout’s at the end of her wits
Cos Richard’s in bits.
Richard’s in bits.

Geezer
Admin
2 years ago

Using Voice Recorder and Audacity to normalise my shit microphone! RICHARD’S IN BITSSSS! hahahah